rule number 1: You never ever tell someone to kill themselves
rule number 2: You never tell someone that they are fat
rule number 3: You never tell someone that they are thin
rule number 4: You never judge someone and point their flaws
rule number 5: If you don’t have anything nice to say just shut the hell up
One is not like the other.
a gay boy takes a girl out to the movies and accidentally brushes her hand as he reaches for their shared popcorn NO HETERO he screams
I just laughed way too long at this
I see it
I smoked one alcohol and my left arm fell off
"this baby came out of you but im not 100% sure its yours"
Funny thing - a woman who applied for welfare after her husband left her hadto supply DNA evidence he was actually the father. The results: he was definitely the father, but she wasn’t the mother. Her children were removed from her custody and she was sued for fraud, even though she insisted they were her children.
Turns out, she wasn’t a surrogate or a kidnapper (the two most obvious explanations) - she was a chimera. As an embryo, she fused at a very early stage with her twin, forming one individual. Her ovaries apparently developed from cells that had originally belonged to her vanished twin. Later on more tests showed that while the woman’s skin and hair DNA did not match her childrens, DNA taken from her cervix did.
WHAT THE FUCk
This went from stupid to really interesting in point 5 seconds.
yeah same here
So I was re watching House and the actor who plays Zachariah plays a character who’s mother has syphilis and is really horny. Head cannon that Zachariah actually saved this man from his mother when he took him as a vessel
spnedit: Angelsthe angels, they don't care. I think maybe they just don't have
the equipment to care. seems like when they try, it just breaks